#jason x stapler

[pickinglilahs]

What the rest of the world sees:

What Jason Grace sees:

[poppitron360]

[star-dust-shark]

Sometimes I look at love triangles and think they should be in a polyamorous relationship

Like jason x brick x stapler as an example

[que-carajo]

Who will win Jason's love ?

[citygirlinschool]

Sometimes babygirl is blond bimbo in glases who ate staplers and was raised by wolves.✨✨💅

[thesixearedjax]

Me right after I see something I find a bit odd:

"My confusion is endless nyehehe"

[hopefulfuturenovelauthor]

Which is better

[cherryspider19]

jellyfish meta reader x yandere batfamily headcanons

bruce/batman- is very cautious on how reader stays in the mansion with them after their kidnapped. due to paranoia he would try to make sure you had everything you need to survive. also using using you poison to escape would be very. VERY. Hard. like he has a antidote and everything to work against your stings. last resort would be cutting off your stingers, but that's again that is a last resort. he is very gently with you, since he's afraid and hasher hands with you would hurt you badly. finds how you eat fascinating since your hair/tentacles bring the food to your moth to eat. does have to remind himself that you don't need a bath every time you eat. your room is right next to his. instead of a bed you sleep in a water tank, full of coral, soft sand, and rocks, and tech that alerts him to when ever you wake up.

dick- he constantly need bruce's antidote on hand cause he constantly getting stung trying to hug reader. personally he would have your stringers cut of instantly, if weren't for Damian and Tim. so he has to resort to head pats even though he wants to hug you so badly. your are grateful for Damian and Tim for letting your keep your stingers. not as gentle as bruce but does worry about hurting you if you guys play fight or rough house. finds how you eat odd. you have arms? why not use those? why let your hair grab your food and feed you. it confuses him. the others have to stop him from dragging you to bath after every meal. he is a little upset, that he cant cuddle you for family sleepovers (they have them in your room so you not left out)

jason- treats your head like a stress ball or toy. he likes to read to you as he squishes your head. ngl you find it a bit soothing like a head massage. doesn't mind your stingers. thinks their very cool, he's smart enough not to touch them unlike dick who wants constant physical contact. he also doesn't mind rough housing with you. doesn't think your fragile as bruce thinks. thinks the way you eat is cool and funny. cool cause it seems like you can control your hair at will. funny cause it unnerves dick. when its time for bed he throws you into your tank. bruce and dick constantly scold him telling him to be gentle. (he doesnt care)

tim- finds your very existences fascinating, he's studying you constantly. sometimes test you seeing if you could pick up bigger objects with your hair. so far you can only pick up tennis balls, forks, spoons, staplers, and 3 pieces of paper. he was the one that helped bruce make the antidote about your poison, vouched with damian for you to keep your stingers. he watches you eat before he even takes a bite of his food. he finds it amazing that you use your hair too eat. watches you sleep sometimes in your water tank, studies every twitch moment and breath you takes as your rest. sometimes hell fall asleep in your room on the floor because he studies you almost every night. unless one of the others pull him away from your room.

damian- he was the one that met you first and led you to getting kidnapped. you want to hold it against him but you don't. he did get stung a couple of times the first week you were in the manor, because you were still a little upset at him but stopped when he vouched for you to keep your stingers when dick wanted them removed. even if his family kidnapped you. you were grateful, he and Tim didn't let your stingers get removed. like Jason he doesnt treat you like glass, he lets you play with him and the pets, he braids your hair while wearing gloves to keep him from getting stung, and plays normal games with you. he has mixed feeling when you eat. on one hand how you eat is normal to you , you dont see the need to use your arms. on the other, he worries about your arms getting weak due to you not using them. but other than that he's just glad your eating. he does come in your bed room from time to time to watch you sleep. he just wants to make sure your safe in your tank in the manor, with your family. (notes: sorry if this isn't really well written, i'm not use to writing.)

[percyluvr]

hello <3 i love ur writing btw !!

would you be willing to write a jason grace x fem!apollo!reader fluff one shot where they’re having a lazy day together and it’s just very cute and they banter back and forth occasionally and stuff like that? maybe it’s winter and the reader can harness the sun’s energy or something similar so she’s constantly warm and it in turns warms jason?? thought that would be super cute haha

thanks <3

jason grace x daughter of apollo!reader summary: you and jason enjoy a winter day full of teasing and banter wc: 262

"Okay, so hold on. You're telling me that you, Jason Grace, former praetor of Camp Jupiter, tried to eat a stapler when you were a baby?" You asked, trying not to burst out laughing.

Jason sighs. "Yes, how many times do we have to go over this?"

"I just- I can't even imagine that. I wish there was a picture or something."

"Well-"

"Oh my gods, Jason please tell me you're not about to tell me there's a picture of baby you eating a stapler, because I will actually go insane."

"Yes, there's a picture," he says, immediately regretting the blackmail material he just gave you.

"Oh, Jason, you sweet summer child, you do not know the power you've just given me. But you're lucky I love you, because if I didn't I would find that picture and go around camp and show it to everyone," you tease.

"Yeah, but I know you. You wouldn't do that," he says sweetly, pulling your warm body closer to his colder form.

"You're right, I love you too much for that."

"I love you more," he says, kissing your forehead, then the tip of your nose, and finally, he presses a long kiss to your lips.

"Y'know, I'm starting to think you only say that so you can keep me around during the winter to use me for warmth. I might have to tell my dad about this and have him hit you with the car he somehow drives through the sky."

Jason just rolls his eyes in response before kissing you again and again.

[makethatelevenrings]

Okay... Here we go! SecretAdmirer!Jason x reader. All month, he leaves a little gift each day at the reader's desk while she's at lunch. (Nothing weird, but like her favorite candy bar or something.) Occasionally, he leaves little poems with them. Nobody knows (rather nobody will tell because they've been shipping you two idiots for a while) who it is. On Valentine's Day, he finally 'gets caught', leaving a single rose.

you’re Bruce’s long-suffering secretary

Jason comes by one day to drop off Tim (and to totally annoy Bruce) and he stops in front of your desk and you blink up at him, pen cap resting between your lips and a cup of coffee clutched in the other hand and my boy is smitten

he starts coming by regularly and Bruce totally knows why but he doesn’t want to push Jason away so he just accepts the various pranks that Jason sets up as an excuse for his presence

he starts chatting with you as he comes by “for lunch” he claims, but you see the whoopee cushion he’s holding behind his back

one day you made an off handed comment that your stapler broke and boom, a new one appeared by lunchtime

small things start appearing, your favorite candy to your favorite snack. After a long night at the office, you find a cup of coffee and a breakfast sandwich from your favorite cafe sitting on your desk

you have your suspicions, but you also don’t want to make an accusation and be wrong because that would be mortifying

he thinks he’s so slick asking you what your plans are for Valentine’s Day and Jason totally doesn’t leave with a cheesy grin on his face

I feel like he would debate on flowers but then he settles on a little poetry book, something simple but deeply touching

you find it on your desk when you get in on Valentine’s morning and you run your fingers over the soft cover before flipping it over to the first page where a small inscription is written

I’m shit with words and a fucking coward so I hope this helps explain - Jason

you march over to Bruce’s office, barge in without asking, inform him that you’re taking the day off “so your idiot son can take me to the aquarium” and he merely salutes you before firing off a text to the family group chat that he wins the bet

Jason does take you to the aquarium and he kisses you under the sea turtle exhibit. The poetry book sits on one of the bookshelves in his bedroom with a small plush turtle next to it.

every Valentine’s Day, he pulls the book down and sits on the couch with you pressed flush against him as he quietly reads aloud poems to you (you never last past ten poems before you’re practically jumping his bones) (there’s just something about your scarred lover with his rough, smoke-tinged voice and sharp eyes reading aloud his devotion to you)

Liked this? Send me an ask over the next few days for a Valentine’s Day drabble or headcanon!

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will forever be confused over how people ship brason. Jason made out with a stapler at TWO years old, it was his first love. The stapler left a permanent mark on jason's lip, if that isn't romantic idk what is. Stapler x Jason supremacy >>>>>

[pjo-tvs-version]

The list became unhinged as it reached the end

[poppitron360]

Okay so I'm reading MOA rn and I've just discovered Brason. And I'm wondering-

Pls reblog to get a wider area!

Also is Jason x Stapler called Stason or Japler? I want answers!

[fictionkinfessions]

> be me, jason grace

> miss my girlfriend something fierce

> go looking through several various of piper kin tags that might have her searching for me as well

> nothing since 2018 and even then the well is empty in the desert

> the pipers in those tags all broke up with the jasons in their canons, or they're all minors, or their tumblrs are inactive/deactivated now, or they already found him

> oh well... i guess i still have ship content to stare sadly at while i yearn pathetically, right?

> canon officially broke us up and half the fandom acts like that's the best possible outcome

> they often do so in extremely biphobic ways that imply m/f relationships between two cis people can't be queer (they absolutely can)

> is there anything at least in the general piper mclean tag i can look at to remind me of h--

> either calling my girlfriend a "pick me girl" and generally character bashing her or woobifying her into some kind of cardboard cutout of a misandrist lesbian girlboss with no in between, close your eyes and throw a dart and see which one you'll get amirite

> ouch okay, maybe i can at least look at my other ships with the seven then...? jasico?

> nobody can characterize nico either apparently

> valgrace? nope, more jasiper bashing

> jasipereo? crickets chirp

> jercy? i mean yes i love percy with my whole heart but the fandom is about as oversaturated with it as solangelo and percabeth (iykyk)

> reyna? ...nah, we were completely platonic in my canon because she was aroace.

> anyone else? ...who are all you people, i stopped reading after TOA???

> okay fine let's try non-ship tags???

> every other post about me characterizes and headcanons me in ways that feel uncomfortably wrong or directly references how i had major childhood trauma and then straight up fucking died

> as though it's either some kind of heehee hoohoo funny joke haha jason wolf boy stapler brick lololol so random ecks dee!!!

> orrrr worth going into excruciatingly angsty painfully lengthy detail about how i exist purely to be some wringed out wet cat

> who according to a certain percentage of the fandom, thinks i will only ever be second best to percy and that i actually deserved to be killed off and written out of the series because "jason's a boring character" and "basically a less interesting percy" and will never live up to the glory of my sister thalia

> who guess what? i can't find any kin of her either because those tags are even more dead than the piper ones

guys i hate it here

#🖤⚡️🦅

x

[askjasonblog]

before i get into the intro post i would love to say that i’m keeping the default banner because like that’s not a coincidence that’s fate.

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jason x brick x stapler canon /hj 😛

no jercy/person (platonic if you will)

no nsfw

im a minor.

platonic jiper & valgrace 🤝

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pjo/hoo/toa rp blog

jason and bianca ARE dead but they’re kinda like hazel

this is ooc btw but it will be ic when i get asks or post anything else

- wanna talk to me out of character (OOC)? @theballadoftimburton

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